so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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