it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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