my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He did a backflip because drugs
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