My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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