Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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