it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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