So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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