Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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