white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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