lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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