try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you traded sex for a burrito?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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