i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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