do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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