why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
don't judge my taste in strippers
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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