This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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