I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
