I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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