Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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