i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
