I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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