If that was your dad, he is hot
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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