I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize
