Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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