Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Randomize
