Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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