my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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