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I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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