I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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