Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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