I have demons in me.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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