writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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