How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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