Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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