I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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