i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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