she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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