Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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