So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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