Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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