He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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