Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
are you so shy because you have an std?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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