Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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