drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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