You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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