well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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