Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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