Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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