Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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