I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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