are you still at the devil's house?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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