Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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