i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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