I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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