Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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