I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Someone came in the potted fern
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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