Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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